Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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