I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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