I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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