i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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