Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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