She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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