They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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