Duck Duck Cougar?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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