everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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