The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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