they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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