I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
she pinky promised me she was 18
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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