She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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