she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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