you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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