So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I use my feet as sexual weapons
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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