Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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