he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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