Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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