Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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