gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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