last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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