You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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