is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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