dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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