i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Randomize
