i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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