She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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