I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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