I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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