I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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