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are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
