lets start a swedish sibling band together
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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