i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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