dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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