Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The power of my boobs compel you
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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