u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm passing your future prison.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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