its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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