my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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