At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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