I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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