if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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