Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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