if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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