Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
