You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Boobs speak an international language.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
