Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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