Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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