I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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