i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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