I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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