I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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