ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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