There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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