She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
they're like a gay fantastic four
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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